Kreeblor leaned forward, all six eyes twitching. The ancient console blinked. A signal. After eons of silence, Earth was finally calling back.

Static.

Then a voice:

“Congratulations! You’ve been pre-approved for a high-interest intergalactic credit line!”

The room froze.

Kreeblor sighed. “They invented spam before diplomacy.”

And just like that, Earth got blocked.

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Eddie Shan wasn’t supposed to die. Especially not by slipping on a slug while carrying nachos. But thanks to a cosmic clerical error, Eddie ends up dead, then alive, then hunted by interdimensional death auditors in trench coats made of static. Now, with a glowing slug roommate, a cursed toaster, and time itself unraveling, Eddie must fake his own death (again) to save what’s left of reality. The Wrongful Death of Eddie Shan is a twisted blend of horror, sci-fi, and absurdity where nachos never go stale, mirrors lie, and the universe has a very dark sense of humor.