Arby, the Wonder Penis
Carl never asked to become famous. He just wanted a little “enhancement,” not a full-blown sidekick with opinions, a Brooklyn accent, and a penchant for fedora shopping on Etsy.
“You don’t treat a national treasure like this!” Arby shouted from inside Carl’s boxer briefs. “This is velvet real estate, pal. You got a wonder of the world down here, and you’re dressing it in Walmart cotton!”
Carl wept quietly in a Walgreens parking lot. Again.
The Last Broadcast
“If you’re out there,” Mickey said, voice cracking through the static, “this is 98.7 The Blaze. The airwaves are still open. I’m still here. You’re not alone.”
The studio smelled like mildew and old vinyl. His only listener was a dog named Joplin, and maybe—just maybe—the cowboy with burning eyes who kept showing up in his dreams.
Outside, the crows circled over Gainesville. The I-75 was a graveyard of cars and silence. But Mickey?
He kept talking.
Because someone had to.
The Bride and the Bathyscaphe
Let the poets write their rhymes about roses and fire. Eleanor Wainscot found her soul mate in a man who lived underwater and smelled faintly of sardines. And sometimes, that’s enough.
Love doesn’t always come neatly wrapped. Sometimes it shows up in a 19th-century diving rig, clanking softly, arms crossed, waiting patiently for someone to see through the helmet.
The Vault
He woke up in a bunker. No memory of getting there. Just the stale hum of machines, a glowing screen that said WAIT, and the taste of old coffee still on his tongue.
Outside? Nothing but ash, silence, and a sky that watched like it remembered something you didn’t.
And when the screen changed to RUN, it was already too late.
Lucky
Benny Grimes had always been a bit of a loser. Not the lovable kind you root for in indie films, fumbling toward redemption with a crooked smile and a heart of gold. No, Benny was the kind of loser who built a shrine to failure and lit candles made of maxed-out credit cards. A dyed-in-the-wool, all-in, stone-cold loser.
Beast of the Box
He stripped his shirt off slow, like it was a ritual. Hands taped. Forearms carved out of scarred wood. No smile. No words. Just movement.
“You want the title,” he said, voice low and steady, “you finish when I finish.”
I don’t remember finishing.
I just remember waking up in the corner, shoes gone, hands torn open, whispering apologies to the rig.
The belt’s still there.
But no one reaches for it.
Not twice.
Next-Day Delivery
What if your thoughts weren’t just yours anymore? In Next-Day Delivery, a man’s life unravels when packages start arriving on his doorstep—items he never ordered but definitely thought about. Slippers. Childhood mementos. A tooth. Each box digs deeper into memories he’d rather forget, until it becomes clear: something is inside his head, rewriting reality one delivery at a time. Creepy, surreal, and disturbingly plausible, this horror story peels back the packaging on convenience culture and exposes the cost of always being connected. Because when your past is prime-shipped to your door, what shows up next might just be you.
Soldier, Come Home
In the waning light of a Civil War field hospital, an eighteen-year-old steward with no medical training is thrust into the heart of suffering. But as night falls, it’s not just the dying who fill the tent. Figures begin to appear—quiet, familiar, impossible. Some are mothers. Others are brothers. Grandparents. Friends. All long dead. All come searching for the ones they lost. And only he can see them.
A haunting, human ghost story about death, duty, and the quiet mercy of not dying alone.
The Debt Collector
You ever inherit something you didn’t ask for?
A watch. A smile. A curse buried in the family name.
Mara Ellison thought her mother died with nothing. Turns out she left behind a ledger. Old. Leather-bound. And still breathing.
Inside, names. Dates. Debts. Hers among them. Owed in years, not dollars.
Now the collectors are coming.
Not for money.
Not for blood.
For time.
Stolen memories. Rewritten histories. Whole people traded like poker chips across generations. And at the center of it all? A figure called Greenwife, keeping the books balanced with ink, bone, and silence.
This isn’t your typical haunted house story. This is horror baked into bureaucracy. Psychological. Creeping. Twisted.
It’s what happens when capitalism and memory get into bed — and forget to pull out.
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You don’t owe it anything.
But it knows your name anyway.
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